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Stopped For Speeding

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 1, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    STOPPED FOR SPEEDING
    An older couple from Oklahoma are traveling out to California to see the grandkids. While passing through Arizona, they get pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer walks up to the car and says to the old man, "Can I see your driver's license?" "What’d he say?" asked the old woman, hard of hearing. "He said he wants to see my driver's license!" shouts the old man to his wife. The officer then says, "Sir, I stopped you because you were driving a little fast." "What’d he say?" asked the old woman again. "He says I was driving too fast!" shouts the old man to his wife. The officer then says, "I see you're from Oklahoma. You know, the worst sex I ever had was with a woman from Oklahoma." "What’d he say?" asked the old woman. "He says he knows you," the old man shouted.