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Straight From Mary Clancy

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"

    She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
    The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

    She says, "Aye, That he did, Father..."

    The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

    She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that **** gun...'"

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    HA! 5,000 hail marys and all will be right again! Gotta love those Catholics!