Strange Classified Ads

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 20, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    Strange Classified Ads
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
    1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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    FREE PUPPIES..
    PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG
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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
    NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
    BEEN OUT AWHILE..
    BETTER BE REWARD.
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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
    ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
    ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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    FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.
    LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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    NORDIC TRACK $300
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    GEORGIA PEACHES
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    NICE PARACHUTE:
    NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
    QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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    FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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    BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
    FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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    (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
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  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer :kinky: :D
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Very good. I've forwarded it to a bunch of my friends.
    Ox:D :nod:
     
  4. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

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    Actually, nudists need washers and dryers. They go through a lot of towels. I know from experience.
     
  5. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Hey Klaus...what exactly does an extremely intelligent Texan wearing nothing but a Bullpup look like? LOL

    And by Bullpup, I'm referring to you avitar!LOL
     
  6. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    At least don't sit on any metal seats out in a canoe when it's very cold or very hot.(ha) Guess you could sit on towels there.

    Ox:D
     
  7. Klaus

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    Actually, the towels ARE used for sitting.