Strange Words to Live By

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Strange Words to Live By
    Words to Live by…

    As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

    I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

    I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

    I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

    In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

    Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

    My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.

    I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

    I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

    Joan of Arc heard voices too.

    I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Verrrrrryyyyyy Fuuuunnnnnyyyy! I'm still laughing but it's your fault. (ha) Does that make me paranoid?
    Oxford:D :D :D :nod: