Suicidal Squirrel!

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by ezearln, May 22, 2008.

  1. Dateline Texas, Suicidal Squirrel damages south Texas power grid, yes a rambuncous and severely depressed squirrel took his life today by grounding himself between a transformer and supply lines attached to it. As family, friends and neighbors gathered around the still smouldering carcass one remarked "I didn't think he'd really do it!". The overload to the grid caused a concussive report which was heard over several city blocks and caused a power outage which lasted for over 2 1/2 hours. Authorities have not disclosed whether or not a suicide note was left by the victim.
  2. just_a_car

    just_a_car G&G Newbie

    "Dear Suzy, I can't live without you. Since you've left me for Sean, I've been going nutz. I can't sleep, I can't eat, and even the old lady at the park won't toss me peanuts.

    I just can't take it anymore.... But at least I'll go out with a bang instead of just a flash in the pan that you and Sean will be.

    -Slappy Squirrel"

  3. mosquitofish

    mosquitofish Guest

    This is common problem. Rodents cause all kinds of problems with wires they chew on. as well as walk on. it's belived that more than half unsolved fires are due to rodents.
  4. trigger

    trigger G&G Evangelist

    And to think,we thought his life was gravy:09:
  5. [ame=]YouTube - Monkey Commits Suicide[/ame]

    this is an ongoing trend in the animal world

    on a related note i found that the squirrels suicide was brought on due to massive drinking

    [ame=]YouTube - Drunk Squirrel[/ame]
    Last edited: May 22, 2008
  6. ON that drunk spurrel vidio they should have grabbed him and skinned him and had him for dinner!:32: