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Sunday Sex

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

    When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,we figured out best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow. Nothing too strenuous.

    "She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that ****ed ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.

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  2. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    OMG...

    That really cracked me up