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Surprised Burglar

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Surprised Burglar

    A lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the
    things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The
    only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she held up
    a hand and yelled out, "Acts 2:38!"

    The burglar suddenly quaked in fear and then froze with his hands in the
    air. The woman quickly called 911 for the police. When the cops arrived,
    the burglar was still frozen in place. The police were very much surprised
    that a woman alone with no weapon could so terrorize a clearly hardened
    criminal.

    One of them asked the lady, "How did you do that?"

    The woman replied, "I quoted scripture."

    Bewildered, the cop turned to the burglar. "What was it about the scripture
    that had such an effect on you?"

    The burglar replied, "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she
    had an axe and two .38's!"
     
  2. No reply. Never mind --a blonde joke --right.
     

  3. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    I remember it differently... She said 1st Peter and he heard "repeater."
     
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    It's a pretty good joke either way. I laughed both times.

    Doglips...you're the champion joke teller.
     
  5. M1rifleman

    M1rifleman G&G Newbie

    hey i heard that it theology class for devotion
     
  6. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    When does Doglips get the Humor award? It's already going to take forever for anyone else to catch him. Keep'em coming!