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Technical Difficulties

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
    making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to Flower and Jewelry
    applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and
    installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
    running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    signed,
    Desperate
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    Dear Desperate,

    Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating
    system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.
    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But
    remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0
    or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

    DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
    applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
    learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
    I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

    Tech Support