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Ten reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 1, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

    9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let
    you try a few rounds with it.

    7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

    5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

    2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

    :nod: :D :assult: