Texan vs. Taliban

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 17, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call
    from behind a sand dune.... "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban."

    The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon
    a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence.
    The voice then calls out..... "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban."

    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and
    instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
    The Texan's voice calls out again.... "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban."

    The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them
    across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is
    fought. Then silence.

    Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying
    words tells his commander....."Don't send any more men....it's a trap....there's two of

  2. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    good one real good.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    So what your trying to say is Texans are bad arses? Geez don't make their heads any bigger than they already are! ;) :D