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Texans..

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 8, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you non-Texans..the container for
    this 'snuff' is very large,flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his back jean pocket).

    Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.

    She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with
    a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.

    "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that
    brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"

    And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride
    horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them
    to the ground! It is just incredible! "

    They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

    "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their
    jeans, I changed my mind!"
    :nod:
     
  2. No place but Texas--excellent. I gave up the big condom in the back pocket years ago.
     

  3. Wayne

    Wayne G&G Newbie

    TEXAS A whole different country "Remember the Alamo"
     
  4. Yep I think we are still fighting that battle.
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    One of the last bastions of freedom!
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Thats why theres so many guns in Tejas! :gangster: :nod:
     
  7. Let's hear some english. PLEASE.
     
  8. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Well you said your too close to the border hombre! Just making you feel at home gringo! :eek:
     
  9. Si Senoir-- you no like it in usa-- Yes I used to , but all of my neighbors are from your homeland. I tell you what plenty land in Mexico--everyone move here. Thanks. This is a two sided conservation. A little confusing. Sorry.
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2002
  10. opforfun

    opforfun G&G Newbie

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    texas
    :assult: :jet:
     
  11. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    I'll take a box of condoms. Size extra-large. And give me a box of rubber bands please!
     
  12. Opforfun-welcome. It's about time you joined the site.