The 11th Commandment

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  1. Doglips

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    The 11th Commandment
    During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of President Clinton, Jessie Jackson and Rep. Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brainstorming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

    "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."