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The angry wife met her husband at the door

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,â€￾ she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?â€￾
    “There is,â€￾ he replied. “Breakfast.â€￾
     
  2. That sure didnt work for me!
     

  3. Well the smell of bacon and eggs would have help.
     
  4. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    Man's gotta eat!
     
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Man can't live on love alone. Bring on the bacon.
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Thats why they call me skillet face! KLANG!!!