The Cabbie...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by panhandler, Oct 16, 2002.

  1. panhandler

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    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    The cabbie says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver becomes very excited and says , "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!!!"

    "OK", the nun say's, "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, " said the nun, "why are you crying?" He sobs, "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party".

    Happy Halloween!
     
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  3. Mandy

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    Be careful what you ask, you may get it!!!

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  4. Mon Bathan

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    Yaaiiiiiiksss!!! :) :) :) he surely got the dose of his own medicine this time :)

    Mon
     
  5. taras

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    Now that one is another to jot down, especially with Halloween around the corner.