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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared
for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3
series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to
save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed
to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned. The friendship between the two animals was
cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to
save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over,
and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing"
and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got
a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to
pick up chicks.

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