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The Clinton Era

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 15, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to
    describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

    The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you
    can get sex from Aides.

    Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica
    Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

    The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue."

    Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State
    and Brigham Young.

    Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey
    to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of
    security while you are being screwed.

    Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is
    his sister!

    Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become
    a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"

    Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Good stuff!
     

  3. Man that was worth a great laugh--you were kidding???