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The Corporate Exercise Program

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Corporate Exercise Program

    Brought to you by IMOCO Publishing
    www.officefunnies.com

    IMOCO Publishing realizes just how hard it can be exercise properly
    when you are caught up in corporate America. That is why we are
    pleased to bring you the following exercise program that can be easily
    implemented into your normal work day.

    Exercise____________________________________ Calories burned per hour

    Beating around the bush............................................75
    Jumping to conclusions............................................100
    Climbing the walls................................................150
    Swallowing your pride..............................................50
    Passing the buck...................................................25
    Throwing your weight around depending on your weight)..........50-300
    Dragging your heels...............................................100
    Pushing your luck.................................................250
    Making mountains out of molehills.................................500
    Hitting the nail on the head.......................................50
    Wading through paperwork..........................................300
    Bending over backwards.............................................75
    Jumping on the bandwagon..........................................200
    Balancing the books................................................25
    Running around in circles.........................................350
    Eating crow.......................................................225
    Tooting your own horn..............................................25
    Climbing the ladder of success....................................750
    Pulling out the stops..............................................75
    Adding fuel to the fire...........................................160
    Wrapping it up at the day's end....................................12

    To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

    Opening a can of worms ............................................50
    Putting your foot in your mouth...................................300
    Starting the ball rolling..........................................90
    Going over the edge................................................25
    Picking up the pieces after.......................................