The Costume Party

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 1, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down
    at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a

    "Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as
    my love life."

    "But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.

    "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

  2. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Sounds like my marriage! LOL!

  3. So he hired his own hit man. John Wilkes Booth that is. If the spelling is incorrect feel free to correct me. I'm game.:D
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2002
  4. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    I've sure considerd it Alan! My wife cracks me up. I love her to death (no pun intended) but sometimes she drives me to chewing on the business end of my Glock! LOL!
  5. Make sure the darn thing is unloaded.