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The Cowboy Way

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    THE COWBOY WAY

    An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Minnesota and they taught us to be clean."

    The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

    The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of South Dakota and they taught us not to **** on our hands."

    :nod: :D