The Difference Between

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. Doglips

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    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE INFANTRY,
    ARMOR, AND THE ARTILLERY.

    HAPPINESS IS
    Infantry: A good rifle
    Armoured: A big tank
    Artillery: A loud boom

    HEARING FIREWORKS
    Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire excercise
    Armoured: Not loud enough
    Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?

    IDEA OF FUN
    Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective
    Armoured: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
    Artillery: Levelling a grid square

    FAVOURITE SONG
    Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret"
    Armoured: "Purple Haze"
    Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!

    LUXURY IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
    Armoured: Grunts to dig their trenches for them
    Artillery: SATCOM Television Broadcasts

    A LONG ROAD MARCH WITH FULL FIELD PACK
    Infantry: 20 clicks
    Armoured: From the hangars to the tank
    Artillery: What's a route march?

    FAVORITE TRANSPORTATION
    Infantry: Anything but walking
    Armoured: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS!
    Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport?

    BIGGEST ***** IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: The weather
    Armoured: Coffee maker in tank not working
    Artillery: Only having basic cable channels

    BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long
    as I can sit down to eat it
    Armoured: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser
    Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages,
    toast, and a cup of steaming coffee

    WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES
    Infantry: Death Techs
    Armoured: Cavalry
    Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers