The Doctor Says... --- But He REALLY Means...

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    The Doctor Says...
    --- But He REALLY Means...


    "Well, what have we here...?"

    --- He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.



    "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"

    --- I'm stalling for time.



    "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."

    --- I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.



    "Let me check your medical history."

    --- I want to see if you've paid your last bill before
    spending anymore time with you.



    "Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news."

    --- The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.
    The bad news is,you're going to pay for it.



    "This should be taken care of right away."

    --- I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy
    and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.



    "Let me schedule you for some lab tests."

    --- I have a forty percent interest in the lab.



    "Let's see how it develops."

    --- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something
    that really needs to be cured.



    "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."

    --- I'm writing a paper and would like to use you
    for a guinea pig.



    "That's quite a nasty looking wound."

    --- I think I'm going to throw up.



    "This may smart a little."

    --- Last week two patients almost bit off their tongues.



    "This should fix you up."

    --- The drug company slipped me some big bucks
    to prescribe this stuff. Hope it works...



    "Everything seems to be normal."

    --- Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.



    "I'd like to run some more tests."

    --- I can't figure out what's wrong.
    Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.