The First Tee

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning
    my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the
    clubhouse loudspeaker.

    "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

    I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine,
    seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement,

    "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

    I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the
    man yelled:

    "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!"

    I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly
    at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back,
    "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the **** up and let me
    play my second shot?"