The gate to Heaven

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by smokey, May 23, 2008.

  1. smokey

    smokey Guest

    St.Peter ask the person in line what he had done on earth. He said I was the first black president of the USA. St Peter said, your kidding the US elected a black president,when did this happen????? obama said oh about twenty minutes ago :)
  2. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    boy, that would be quick.I would have thought he would last a day or two before he stepped on some secret Government project's toes and they had him taken out. lol

  3. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

    I wonder if Hillary had anything to do with it..!!!:09:
  4. smokey

    smokey Guest

    If he picks hillery as a running mate, he want last that long :)
  5. mosquitofish

    mosquitofish Guest

    there is truth in that satement. and how many guns does Hillary own??
  6. rondog

    rondog G&G Evangelist

    Hillary doesn't have to own guns, she owns hitmen.
  7. There is an open cemetary plot next to Vince Foster I hear.
  8. Wellll I heard her Grandpa taught her how to shoot!
  9. toolman

    toolman Resident Sasquatch Forum Contributor

    He got hit hit while ducking sniper fire aimed at her. :p
  10. killer

    killer G&G Newbie

    After her comment about an assassination being possible the secret service had to groan....and now if some fruit loop actually did it and succeeded no way she could explain it. way.