the good , the bad, and the ugly...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by panhandler, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. panhandler

    panhandler Guest

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    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
     
  2. What? You found my diary? Dang!

    Nice to have a chuckle to get yer day started off right...yepper....fer sure.
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Panhandler: Enjoyed your post. Very funny. Yep, where did you find Dale's diary?
    Ox:D
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them. :eek: < NRAJOE!