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The Irish Toastmaster

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by GrayHair, Apr 10, 2002.

  1. GrayHair

    GrayHair G&G Newbie

    The Irish Toastmaster:

    A good Irish Catholic man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his
    toastmasters club.

    One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest to determine who could make the best
    toast.

    O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,

    "Here's to spending the rest of me life...
    Between the legs of me own lovely wife!"

    That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
    toast of the night."

    She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?"

    John said,

    "Here's to spending the rest of me life...
    Sittin' in church aside me darlin' wife."

    "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!", Mary said.

    The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street
    corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you
    Mary."

    She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only
    been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull
    him by the ears to make him come!"

    :D :D :D