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the IRS

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    I think Ill send this in with my IRS payment....


    A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He decides to have a little fun, so he says,

    "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

    The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."

    The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"

    The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

    The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

    The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

    :p