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The Moral of the story

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
    get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
    got the energy."

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
    the bull.

    "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
    of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength
    to reach the first branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
    second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
    proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was
    promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
    of the tree.

    Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top,
    but it won't keep you...
  2. I beleive I've seen some of that turkeys kin. I can't read many more of these. I pulled a few rib ligaments not to long ago.