The New and Improved, "OH HELL, LETS OFFEND EVERYBODY" ... some posts may not be "family friendly".

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by animalspooker, Oct 17, 2016.

  1. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Is declawing just a euphemism for another type of ‘removal’?

    Asking for a friend.
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  2. blue fox

    blue fox G&G Evangelist

    Nope, that other is simply known as neutering.:D:p
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  3. Right about now the back of LHS's head should be wondering what happened
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  4. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

  5. BigEd63

    BigEd63 G&G Evangelist

    This is why I hate going to Walmart or any grocery store on s day ending in - Y .
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  6. LeftHandShooter

    LeftHandShooter G&G Evangelist

    Nope! I'm too cute to hurt.
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  7. Wanna bet?
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  8. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Go cartoon physics on him, M’Lady.

    Domestic cats live in a cartoon physics world.
  9. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Face Palm Baby giphy.gif
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  10. animalspooker

    animalspooker G&G Evangelist

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
    "Want coffee."
    The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . .
    The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
    The next morning the Indian returns.
    He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
    He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
    "Want coffee."
    The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
    We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
    The Indian smiles and proudly says,
    "Training for a position in United States Congress . . . Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
  11. animalspooker

    animalspooker G&G Evangelist

    I was a golfer, so here's my celebrity!!!
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  12. Kellen

    Kellen G&G Evangelist

    Unlike many memes attributed to self-described socialist Ocasio-Cortez, the Bronx's gift to the United States (ugh!), she actually did say the following. Yes, it's laughable, but geez, how embarrassing that this dufus actually gets paid by you and me to make federal law.