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Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by animalspooker, Oct 17, 2016.
Is declawing just a euphemism for another type of ‘removal’?
Asking for a friend.
Nope, that other is simply known as neutering.
Right about now the back of LHS's head should be wondering what happened
This is why I hate going to Walmart or any grocery store on s day ending in - Y .
Nope! I'm too cute to hurt.
Go cartoon physics on him, M’Lady.
Domestic cats live in a cartoon physics world.
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . .
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for a position in United States Congress . . . Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
I was a golfer, so here's my celebrity!!!
Unlike many memes attributed to self-described socialist Ocasio-Cortez, the Bronx's gift to the United States (ugh!), she actually did say the following. Yes, it's laughable, but geez, how embarrassing that this dufus actually gets paid by you and me to make federal law.