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The New and Improved, "OH HELL, LETS OFFEND EVERYBODY" ... some posts may not be "family friendly".

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by animalspooker, Oct 17, 2016.


  1. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    What can I say. It's a rainy day, and I'm stuck indoors with no one to play.
     
  2. I was gonna say...you're on a role today, aren't you? But considering your last post...

    What did we do to deserve you taking your boredom out on us? :)
     
  3. PaleHawkDown

    PaleHawkDown G&G Evangelist

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    A Mexican is pulled over by a cop:

    Cop: I need to see some ID.
    Mexican: No haff ID.
    Cop: Sir, do you have any proof of citizenship?
    Mexican: No, am born heere. Dunt need proof.
    Cop: Do you even speak English?
    Mexican: Si, spic it ver well.
    Cop: OK, make a sentence using the words "Pink," "Green," and "Yellow."
    Mexican: Si, I make.
    Cop: Well?
    Mexican: The phone, she say, "green green, green green," so I pink it up and say, "Yellow."
     
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  4. animalspooker

    animalspooker G&G Evangelist

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    Excellent work Ten Man! I hope there's more rain in the forecast.

    Mr. Avocado Man???
     
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  5. There was an ad for this that wasn't meant to be funny. It only aired a couple of times, when I saw it I was literally on the floor howling with laughter.

    I've gotta find it.
     
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  6. FortyXDM

    FortyXDM G&G Evangelist Staff Member

    NEW OFFENSIVE JOKE:
    Two vets are approaching one another wearing old military jackets. They were both dragging a foot. They finally close the last twenty feet of distance, and one says to the other: Pleiku, Vietnam, 1969. The other points back from where he just walked, and says: Dog crap, about 30 yards back.
     
  7. I can not find that ad I referred to, but I have in the past.

    The scene is a married couple with 3 or 4 kids walking happily into a theme park. The wife is talking to camera as they walk, but the rest are oblivious.

    The woman rolls her eyes and exclaims, " Right in the middle of the family holiday and I've got CONSTIPATION! "

    Then as a voice over she adds, " I didn't want to take a harsh chemical and have hit me " all of a sudden".

    The next frame is her and a daughter on the ride where there's several round things you sit in and they spin while being propelled randomly to all points on the clock.

    You IMMEDIATELY have the image in you head of the effect of a harsh chemical laxative hitting her " all of a sudden " on the ride.

    To the finale, she's sitting in a fore to aft line with the whole family, and with a beaming smile she proclaims that she simply took Metamucil and now, she just get on with the holiday :)

    They are on the log ride... and the log majestically slides down the ramp and boooosh! splashes into the water.

    I was on the floor, almost unable to breathe in hysterics.
     
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  8. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    I guess you had to be there.
     
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  9. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    I spent about hour looking for it, and watched a bunch of funny ones. But, I never found the one you are referring to.
     
  10. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

  11. The subject matter, yeah eh.... I wondered how long I was prepared to look. I know I've found it previously though. I'd say someone with a warped sense of humour came up with it and kept their mouth shut until after it was made and then someone further up the food chain said, oh for pity's sake no....
     
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  12. animalspooker

    animalspooker G&G Evangelist

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    Been hunting this big buck, but apparently he has a best friend that's a beaver.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. animalspooker

    animalspooker G&G Evangelist

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    Is it just me, or does that Yellow Bar at the top of the page make you feel like you're not pulling your weight around G&G?
     
  14. runfiverun

    runfiverun G&G Evangelist

    yellow bar?
    I thin that means your under warning or moderated watch or being ignored by 90% of the forums active members.

    oh wait now I remember.
    it's your turn to keep an eye on Billy
     
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  15. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    ???
     
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