The New and Improved, "OH HELL, LETS OFFEND EVERYBODY" ... some posts may not be "family friendly".

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  1. Big Dog

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    I gotta ask, are you Bob and was you the captain of the football team?? :D
     

  3. Ten Man

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    Only if she was from Chicago............:oops: RIP
     
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  5. Txwheels

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    LOL! No I'm Tom and I was on the Boxing team.
     
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  6. Big Dog

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    The Zombie Apocalypse occurs every election day.
     
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  8. Sure...but good luck getting 'em to air it...lol

    Can anybody tell the Sarcastic Bieatch has come out to play?
     
  9. Big Dog

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    "WOLVERINES!"

    Though some of us will be fat old crotchety Wolverines. But we still have teeth and claws......
     
  10. Txwheels

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    But remember, age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm. And old men don't fight fair, they just kill and get it done with!
     
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    Anyone else think it looks like a giant purple bulldog trying to swallow a snow shovel?
     
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    Anyone seen that old movie Road Trip. She reminds me of a part of that movie:
     
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    Four rednecks decide to tackle a great mystery of science; The fastest speed observable.

    "I think the most fastest thing is light. I mean ya flip the switch and its there instantly," the first argues.
    "Nah, I think the fastest-est thing is embarrassment. I've been embarrassed before I've even finished doing anything embarrassing."
    "You make a good point," says the third, "but for that very reason I think relief is the fastest thing. I can feel relieved jst knowing something bad is about to be over."
    "You're all wrong," says the fourth. "The fastest thing on earth is diarrhea. Before you can flip the switch, see the light, feel embarrassed, or feel relieved it can already be runnin down yer leg."
     
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    Most of the fellas fighting in the Ukraine are old farts. Hasn't stopped them.
     
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