New Shows on CNBC, the All Business Network 11. America's Most Wanted Businessmen - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous meets Cops! 10. America's Funniest Bankruptcy Hearings - Going broke with $16 billion in revenue and $101 billion in assets. Hilarious! 9. Who Cares About Stocks Let's See Some Hooters! - Nobody cares about stocks any more, but guys still love hooters. 8. Market Wretch - We'll try not to vomit as we bring you the morning's business news. 7. The Fugitive CEO - The police are hot on his trail for a stock scam he didn't commit. Now he roams from company to company righting the wrongs and increasing EBITDA. 6. Suicide for Dummies - Stock picks gone south? Can't pay your broker? Sometimes suicide can be an answer. We explain how to do it right? 5. Everybody Loves Ramen - A heavily vested family of 5 makes every penny count after a disappointing second quarter return. 4. Who Wants to Be a CEO? - Angry shareholders, SEC investigations and Congressional hearings, no one wants to win on this brand new game show. 3. Survivor: Wall Street - Sixteen companies in a most inhospitable economy and only one will survive. 2. SEC Smackdown! - SEC investigators get medieval on purveyors of fraud and demonstrate destruction with their own brand of whoop-assery. 1. Buffy the Short Seller - Teenage wonder girl puts a stake through the heart of Wall Street's most vicious blood suckers.