The New Business Shows On CNBC the Fall

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    New Shows on CNBC, the All Business Network

    11. America's Most Wanted Businessmen - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous meets Cops!

    10. America's Funniest Bankruptcy Hearings - Going broke with $16 billion in revenue and $101 billion in assets. Hilarious!

    9. Who Cares About Stocks Let's See Some Hooters! - Nobody cares about stocks any more, but guys still love hooters.

    8. Market Wretch - We'll try not to vomit as we bring you the morning's business news.

    7. The Fugitive CEO - The police are hot on his trail for a stock scam he didn't commit. Now he roams from company to company righting the wrongs and increasing EBITDA.

    6. Suicide for Dummies - Stock picks gone south? Can't pay your broker? Sometimes suicide can be an answer. We explain how to do it right?

    5. Everybody Loves Ramen - A heavily vested family of 5 makes every penny count after a disappointing second quarter return.

    4. Who Wants to Be a CEO? - Angry shareholders, SEC investigations and Congressional hearings, no one wants to win on this brand new game show.

    3. Survivor: Wall Street - Sixteen companies in a most inhospitable economy and only one will survive.

    2. SEC Smackdown! - SEC investigators get medieval on purveyors of fraud and demonstrate destruction with their own brand of whoop-assery.

    1. Buffy the Short Seller - Teenage wonder girl puts a stake through the heart of Wall Street's most vicious blood suckers.