The New CEO (August 18, 2002) A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - â€œand how much money do you make a week?â€ Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, â€œI make $200.00 a week. Why?â€ The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - â€œhereâ€™s a weekâ€™s pay, now GET OUT and donâ€™t come back!â€ Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - â€œdoes anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?â€ With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - â€œThat was the Pizza delivery guyâ€.