The New CEO

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 18, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    The New CEO

    (August 18, 2002)

    A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

    The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - “and how much money do you make a week?â€￾

    Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?â€￾

    The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - “here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!â€￾ Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - “does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?â€￾

    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - “That was the Pizza delivery guyâ€￾.

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  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    That punch line caught me off guard. Very funny indeed.:nod: