The Nudist Colony (Klaus Beware of this place)

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes
    and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man
    immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him
    grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?"

    Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?"

    She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you
    an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of
    a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
    way with her.

    Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within
    a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out
    of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"

    Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?"

    The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies
    you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the
    bench and has his way with him.

    Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist:
    "May I help you?"

    Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."

    Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a
    small fraction of our facilities.....

    "Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old...I get a hard-on twice a month, but I
    fart 15 times a day!:D ;)

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Sick...funny...but sick:D :D :D