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The Preacher skipped church

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Preacher skipped church to go to the mountains to do some bear hunting one Sunday. As he rounded a curve in the trail, he ran head on into a bear. He slipped off the trail and down the side of the mountain and landed against a big rock. His riffle barrel was bent and his leg was broken. He noticed that the bear was about to arrive, so he began to pray. "I'm sorry for skipping church, please forgive me and make that bear a Christian." All of a sudden, the bear fell on his knees, clasped his paws together and said, "God, bless this food I am about to eat."