The Procrastinator's Creed

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    The Procrastinator's Creed
    I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

    I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

    I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

    I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in propoartion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.

    I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possiblity for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

    I truely believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

    If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

    I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

    I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

    I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
  2. This is wonderful. I'm going to run a copy and put it up at work. It describes just about everybody in my office (me to sometimes). Who am I kiddin me most of the time. :eek: