The Texan

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    The Texan

    A Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump!
    "Stop," he yelled, "Remember you're someone who has value!"

    The man yelled back,
    "I just lost everything of value on the stock market!"

    "But remember you're important to your wife,"
    yelled the Texan.
    "The ***** divorced me."

    "Your children! Remember your children,"
    yelled the Texan.
    "They never call," said the man.

    "Then your parents. Remember your parents,"
    yelled the Texan.
    "Dead as doornails," said the man.

    "Then 'Remember the Alamo'," yelled the Texan.

    "What's the Alamo?" inquired the man.


    The Texan replied: "JUMP, YOU YANKEE SON OF A *****!"
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    What IS the Alamo anyway?:eek: :eek: :D :D (I can here all the Texans now...crash your computer you yankee son of a b*&ch!):p
     
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  3. Doglips

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    I think its a car rental company...like Hertz....course Ala MO is ice cream over cake....Im sure 1* will know what this alamo thing is :)
     
  4. MarkII 22

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    Yep and alan and Klaus and Rock and who ever alse is from texas.:D
     
  5. Very funny guys. We did take a a** whooping there but Houston settled the score.
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Houston? Who's he? :confused: :eek: :D !