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The Texas Cowboy

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 28, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has
    on the biggest boots she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they
    say about men with big feet.

    The cowboy says, "Sure is! Why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
    The woman figures why not, and spends the night with him. The next day she hands the
    cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "Nobody has ever paid me for my services before.
    I'm flattered."

    The woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
    :nod:
     
  2. Man thats to much time on the Reviera. Did I spell that right?--It's time for bed --good night gentlemen.
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2002

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Alan C.: Those long words like Rivererra confuse me, too. I don't worry about the words. Mainly I think about the sights along the beaches which you wouldn't believe...headlights all pointing up to the sun. They'll blind you every time.

    Oxford
     
  4. HA-- time to put those dark shades on.