The Theater

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by ScottD, Apr 8, 2002.

  1. ScottD

    ScottD Guest

    A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by
    the usher, he found that he was too far from the stage.

    He whispered to the usher, "This is a mystery play, and I
    have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and
    I'll give you a handsome tip."

    The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands
    the usher a quarter.

    The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans
    over and whispers, "The wife did it."