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The Top 10 Questions The Saudis Are Asking Their Al-Queda

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Top 10 Questions The Saudis Are Asking Their Al-Queda Captives

    10) "How could you be so stupid as to get caught? Didn't we train you to kill yourselves before capture?"

    9) "How much money do you need?"

    8) "Why didn't you run to Pakistan like we planned?"

    7) "When you go back out, can you carry a message to everyone that we're all rooting for them?"

    6) "13... 14... 15... 16? Perfect, we've got a spare! We've got an assignment for you... how does next September 11th look?"

    5) "Will you marry all three of my daughters?"

    4) "The doctor's ready... have you decided on new faces yet?"

    3) "Will you sign an autograph for my kid?"

    2) "Where do you want to go first, Medina or Mecca? Trip's on us."

    1) "Have a nice flight, Osama?"
     
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    These are seriously funny jokes.