THE TOP 10 THINGS MEN SHOULD NOT SAY OUT LOUD IN VICTORA'S SECRET: 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No thanks. Just sniffing. 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7. Mom will love this. 6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable. 5. No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here. 4. Will you model this for me?? 3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! 2. Forty-Five bucks? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway! And the number 1 thing that a man should NEVER, EVER say out loud in Victoria's Secret: 1. Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your *** into that!