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The Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Judge


    10) "I got your community service right here pal!"

    9) "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on."

    8) "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!"

    7) "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were."

    6) "Bite me you robe wearing geek."

    5) "The point is that she's 18 NOW!"

    4) "By the way before you sentence me, tell your wife that I can't meet her at the hotel for our weekly rendezvous tonight."

    3) "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?"

    2) "Just out of curiousity, are you wearing pants?"

    1) "You wanna talk about penal code?!?...here's my penal code buddy!!!"
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    #11) "I'm a cyber friend of Doglips!"
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    #12) "I hang out on Gunandgame.com!"
     
  4. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    nra joe...I love the avatar....been rolling every time I see it...