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The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts

    11> Conducts the first week's lessons in two chairs using imaginary driving motions and engine sounds.
    10> Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas.

    9> Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop.

    8> Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho Ho's.

    7> Has "P - R - D - 2 - 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!"

    6> Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing Speed Racer for good".

    5> Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat doesn't fit in your Escort.

    4> Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph."

    3> Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins."

    2> When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road.

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts...

    1> Insists you turn off the headlights and "use the Force."
     
  2. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    Might be cool if I ind up in drivers ed
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Oh no, MarkII! Remember the right pedal makes you go fast and the left one slows you down, okay!? :D
     
  4. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    O realy I thout it was the other way around
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Probably will be with you! Good thing theres alot of open space in Kansas! ;) :D
     
  6. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    Hey I ben driving trucks and tracters since I was nine or ten man. The first truck I ever drove was a stick shift.
     
  7. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Everyone should learn on a stick and not an automatic. Then you can drive anything!
     
  8. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    Yep only way to go