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The Top 12 Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk (Part I)

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Top 12 Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk
    (Part I)




    Unscheduled strafing run on his ex-wife's house in Paramus, New Jersey to empty toilet tanks.

    He keeps telling the same **** priest, rabbi and pilot joke over the intercom.

    Insists the lampshade is a new uniform requirement.

    Lands the plane on the street in front of his house because he forgot his lucky flask.

    His latest in-flight announcement: "Somebody bring me a friggin' cigarette or I'm gonna barrel-roll this mofo!"

    Points out a glacier, saying, "What a waste of good ice!"

    The flight attendants ask everyone to pass their spare air sickness bags to the front of the plane.

    Repeatedly tries to stick his head out the window to get some fresh air.

    Decides to fly through the arch on his approach to St. Louis.

    The flight attendants call him "Chuck Yeagermeister."

    "On behalf of Captain Morgan and myself, I'd like to apologize for clipping those tree tops."

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Pilot Is Drunk...


    Gives the finger to the ground crew and yells, "Outta my way, flashlight-boy!"
     
  2. SPOCAHP ANAR

    SPOCAHP ANAR G&G Enthusiast

    Phacopsrana's wife

    hi. i don't know that much about guns...but your jokes are hilarious
     

  3. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Phacopsrana's wife the truth is NONE of us know much about guns thats why we argue about them and buy so many...woops I ment to buy that one :)
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    How do you like all those SKS'S your hubby bought, hmm?
     
  5. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Ya he said he got a great deal buying them by the dozen...course he had to get magazines and a few hand guns to match...I think he put them in the hallway closet...but dont let him know we told you..:)
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor