The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

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  1. Doglips

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    The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love



    12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
    11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
    10. "Feel the force!"
    9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
    8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
    7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
    6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
    5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ***."
    4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
    3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
    2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
    1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
     
  2. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    I've been looking for that for years!
     

  3. FEG

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    I'm laughing so hard that I think I'm gonna puke...
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    What about Whos "YOUR" daddy Darth?? :D