The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:

    10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.

    9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

    8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

    7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

    6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.

    5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.

    4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

    3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.

    2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

    1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

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  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    I have it on good authority that cats are evolved from snakes. They have no bones. Cats are evil personified. On the plus side, they do make good gloves and throw pillows. :p
  4. Mick

    Mick G&G Addict

    Yep Big dog, I have also heard that women are evolved from cats. does #1 in that list ring any bells.
  5. taras

    taras Guest

    Are you sure you aren't comparing dogs to women/girlfriends???