The truths

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 9, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and
    a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest and
    the snake was slithering through the forest when the bunny tripped over
    the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake around quite
    a bit.

    "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm so terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
    I've been blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm going. In fact, I don't even
    know what I am."

    "It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
    yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda
    slither over you and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going
    for you."

    "Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.

    So the snake slithered all over the bunny and said, "Well, you're covered with
    soft fur, have really long ears, your nose twitches and you have a soft, cottony
    tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

    "Oh, thank you, thank you!", cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny
    suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw and help you the
    same way you helped me."

    So the bunny felt the snake all over and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and
    smooth, you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be
    either a politician, a defense attorney or possibly someone in upper management."