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just for funsies what would Martha Stewart do in a survival situation.

i'll start, what wine to serve with cold MRE's.:biglaugh:
 

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That would of course depend on the MRE being served,

I prefer a white zinfandel myself but I'm sure Martha would suggest the proper wine for the meal with the stipulation that it be the finest wine in a box that can be purchased for under $10 and served in a ziploc bag to further the MRE meal experience.

Your favorite wine with a cold MRE, It's a good thing! :icon16:
 

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i bet she could organize a bug out camp like no other.
in all honesty, if she had people to help with defense, sho would probobly rock a bug out/shtf situation.
honesty she has knowlege of all sorts of crap: cooking, farming, construction, electrical work, weaving and assorted crafts.
if she had a doctor and a few people with guns with here, i bet she'd make it longer than most.
 

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I'm sure she could hand make some lovely, personalized invitations to all the members of the survival group to be sent out at bug-out time.
 

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don't forget decorating the wickiup, make it all homey and comfy.
 

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ugh...

lets put it this way, id knee cap her first so me and the rest of the group could get away from the zombie hoard.
 

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"Colorful drapes and mirrors will make your bunker seem more roomy and inviting"
"Just because it is used to slay zombies, doesn't mean your rifle can't look festive and in-season."
"With some mulch and flowers, your perimiter defenses will do nothing to harm your home's curb appeal."

"It's a good thing."
 

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Yes and I can run as fast as the rest of you now that I have that homing device off my ankle says Martha.
 

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A daisey and petunia camo motiff with indirect lighting in your OP would be restful.
 

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Forget Martha Stewart, although she can decorate my new brush and twig hut, I want Rachel Ray to cook.... and other things.
 

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I'd vote for Giada D'Lorentis myself. Good Italian breeding.
 

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I'd vote for Giada D'Lorentis myself. Good Italian breeding.
These are the truest words I've ever seen on this site.

Edit: Or wind up with both for a little extra variety in the menu. ;)

Also, you guys are missing the biggest part: She'd be warned by inside sources that SHTF is coming, and have last minute opportunities to sell her house in the states and head up to Canada.
 
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