I had a disagreement with my daughter's liberal kindergarten teacher yesterday. She showed the kids some kind of drawing of an Egyptian pharaoh and asked them what it was. My daughter replied, "An Egyptian." The teacher, "NO. That's racist. Joyce is an Egyptian and she doesn't look like that. It's a pharaoh." Me: You can't call my daughter racist, she's Hispanic (a bit of liberal logic turned around on them). And also, do you realize the pharaoh's were the kings of Egypt?