The Working Man's/Woman's Prayer

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    The Working Man's/Woman's Prayer

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the legs that are connected to the *** that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% at work....

    12% on Monday

    23% on Tuesday

    40% on Wednesday

    20% on Thursday

    5% on Fridays

    And help me to remember.....

    When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to **** me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me! Amen
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Very good, it'll help me get through tomorrow! :)