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There's this priest who got sick of all the people

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    There's this priest who got sick of all the people in his
    parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday, in the
    pulpit, he said,
    "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word.
    Someone who had committed adultery would say they had
    This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well,
    until the priest died at a ripe old age.

    About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the

    Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

    The priest said,
    "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people
    come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

    The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told
    the new priest about the code word. But the priest shook an
    accusing finger at the mayor and said,

    "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell
    three times this week."
  2. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Ha Ha Ha HA HA Ha ha!